BREAKING NEWS – crisis ashton leaves Sale

So appears that Chris Ash Splash Ashton has departed Sale with immediate effect – no reasons yet given so let the speculating begin

my starters for 10….

  • he wanted to be nearer his 2nd home close to Sarries
  • (hopefully not) career ending injury
  • a return to rugby league and proper northern Wigan
  • he wanted to spend more time preparing a series of “stewie boy” comments on the BBC rugby pod that he and Bellend Care can share with their audience – “that bastard kept picking me despite the fact I couldn’t tackle!” etc
  • with Farrell senior and Shaun Edwards tearing it up as international coaches he has decided to be the 3rd big Wigan international coach and has applied for Eddies job

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