Colemanovalsballs the commentators curse

In the great tradition of Private Eye this thread is to celebrate and eulogise the best of the banal and trite comments made by the esteemed ITV rugby commentators.
Thanks to Daltonlad for the encouragement.

Six

Author: Six

Deceptively slow tackle shy centre, famed for his (now receeding) knowledge of traditional rugby songs. So all together: "Four and twenty choir boys came down from Inverness"....